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11 January 2006 @ 05:27 pm
Coca-Cola - bring on the abominations!  
Tha "Vanilla Coca-Cola" item on our vending machine was just replaced with "Black Cherry Vanilla Coke".

Pretty flavorful, but I really want "Black Cherry Vanilla Coca-Cola with Extra Caffeinne and a Hint of Lime".

From Canada.

With a shot of vodka.

And I want a barrel of floss, and I want two balls of glue TO BE MY FRIENDS!

And I want a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese...
physics is masturbation, chemistry is sexmediavore on January 12th, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
Black Cherry Vanilla Coke


The UW campus seems to have been bought by coke, so we NEED to get this product asap (and the vodka). I am teh jealous.
St. Sean the Amusedseanb on January 12th, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
Worth noting, as I am working on the UW readmission thing these days...
Jimwarpdragon on January 12th, 2006 01:57 am (UTC)
I wonder if there is some way to quantify flavors, and what the difference between black cherries and cherries would be, and whether that same difference would be found between Black Cherry (Vanilla) Coke and Cherry Coke.

I'm guessing no.
TW Bruhnapestyle on January 12th, 2006 04:31 am (UTC)
You need a vacation, brother.
St. Sean the Amusedseanb on January 12th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
Just cancelled it to make more room in the schedule for week. Pretty soon, our admin is going to start ordering me to take vacations.
Turning the Schmaltz up to 11: crying catpullthestars on January 12th, 2006 06:14 am (UTC)
The thought of Black Cherry vanilla coke with a hint of lime makes me vaguely queasy. Bleh.
St. Sean the Amusedseanb on January 12th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
My work here is done.
Lady Doomlithera on January 12th, 2006 07:38 am (UTC)
Apparently.... we have yet to see the scariest one of all.

Coffee Coke.

Is it just me or is that just so very Japanese?
St. Sean the Amusedseanb on January 12th, 2006 04:29 pm (UTC)
Yes. So Japanese. So very Japanese that I must try it, and if I find it worthy I must wear it proudly on my head for all to see, until the entire office bows down to worship the unheralded glory that is kohi no kokakora!!!

Or I could decide it tastes like crap. That has been known to happen.
Lady Doomlithera on January 12th, 2006 04:38 pm (UTC)

You're in quite a place, aren't you?
St. Sean the Amusedseanb on January 12th, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC)
Basically, I have reached the point where my only hope to reach my goals is to invoke and enhance my manic phase, then channel (most) of it into work.

My padawan learner has learned to fear my laugh, for that is the voice of Impending Doom.
Lady Doomlithera on January 13th, 2006 02:31 am (UTC)
Of course it is.
Fireball of 3fireballof3 on January 12th, 2006 07:41 am (UTC)
Maybe next they'll make "Coke with CHEEEEEEEESSSEEEE"

Of course, my chocolat, cherry, vanilla coke with a hint of lime wasn't bad at new year's...
A Beautiful Disaster: Mischievousprairieflower on January 12th, 2006 02:48 pm (UTC)
Sean, you are freaking hilarious.

St. Sean the Amusedseanb on January 12th, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
Especially when I hit those "I've been in the office so long that I am channelling G.I.R." manic moments.
A Beautiful Disaster: Sleepy GIRprairieflower on January 12th, 2006 04:54 pm (UTC)
And had too many of the new marketing ploy- I mean black cherry vanilla cokes.
Stupendous Manfarmalloc on January 12th, 2006 03:37 pm (UTC)
And it seems as if someone has been drinking a little too much of said drink. Needless to say the balls of glue don't like you and never will so give trying to make them your freinds by showering them presents and trying to hook them with siticky notes.