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16 June 2005 @ 12:37 pm
Update  
Mortgage Broker says he'll have everything finalized and he will have keys in hand by 1:00.

UPDATE TO UPDATE Funding posted, but no keys. Apparently, the Seller, frustrated by the delays, took the keys back yesterday and told the bank that they had ONE DAY to fund or he's sucking up the breach-of-contract and putting the house back on the market. Now that the funds are posted, I SHOULD be able to get keys sometime this afternoon.
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Fireball of 3fireballof3 on June 16th, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
*snicker*
1:05 - house is claimed, flag is rasied
1:07 - mortgage broker dies from repeated stabbings
1:10 - bombs start exploding at various offices in WA
1:13 - manaical laughter is heard in the Seattle area.
Jimwarpdragon on June 16th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)
1:17 - buyer and seller form alliance and begin slaughtering mortgage broker; story is later pitched to Hollywood as "Falling Down" meets "Bad Boys" for the real-estate-bubble generation.
Lady Doomlithera on June 16th, 2005 08:19 pm (UTC)
Oh Dear Christ.

Seriously, now.

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
TW Bruhnapestyle on June 16th, 2005 08:29 pm (UTC)
Hm. Clearly there is a need for conscientious people in this industry. Perhaps I should investigate...
Heiress of the Empiretechnocracygirl on June 16th, 2005 08:42 pm (UTC)
Go quickly! Declare yourself Emperor of Seanland! Hold the house by force!
Her Holiness the Rev. Holly Z, KSCsharkcowsheep on June 17th, 2005 03:41 am (UTC)
Shawnuff. Who would blame you? If the speed of transactions to date is any indication, you could import serfs and build the Great Wall of Sean around it before anybody got off their butts.